23, Florida native, living lots, learning too, figuring things out one hour at a time.
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Is this entertaining?
I’ve always been under the (perhaps false) assumption that anything I post on the internet should be entertaining. I mean, I’ve got a reputation to maintain, right? But I’ve been slacking recently on my funny factor. I think my wit’s run out, friends and this terrifies me. Maybe it’s my age, maybe it’s the alcohol consumption, maybe it’s PMS, but regardless something is wrong here. I tried all the wit-loss remedies. You know, popping vitamins, exercising, reading a lot…but nothing seems to work. I guess I’ll have to do things the old fashioned way and just start stealing other people’s jokes. So, internet and IRL friends, send me your best one liners!
Yes, this is an act of desperation.
Yes, I’ll give you credit if I tweet your one liner.
Yes, I intend to use your one liner in person and pretend it was my own.
No, I’m not on drugs.
Consider this a contest. If more than 3 people send me a joke, the one that makes me laugh the hardest gets a prize. (the prize is a surprise, whaaaat?)
Yours,
Lil
