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An open letter to Bama Fans
I have the unfortunate luck of having been scheduled from 4 to close tonight, TONIGHT. As most of you [should] know, the SEC championship game is tonight. The game that decides whether or not the boys in Orange and Blue get the chance to bring home another Nat’l title this year. This very game can lead UF to regain its number one party school status. This game is important, my friends. But this little post is not about my frustration with retail or my drinking habit, no, this post is about Nick Saban’s period.
Most of you may not know this, but when a lady’s shark week rolls around, you know, when she’s on the rag, getting a visit from Aunt Flow, falling to the commies or riding the cotton pony, home girl is SURFING THE CRIMSON TIDE. That’s right, the good ol’ Crimson Tide, ALABAMA.
So ladies, gents, and Bama fans, if you’re cheering against the Gators this evening, just remember you’re rooting for the enemy. You’re cheering for menstruation, you’re praising 3 to 7 days of absolute, bloody horror. YOU, you are putting PMS on a pedestal. You disgust me.
Yours,
Lili Zerquera
