January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
3 posts
All I wanted for Christmas was you, but I got a pretty sweet digital camera instead.
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
6 posts
Just now....
I farted in front of Katie.
Nerdgasm.
My current facebook status reads "Lili Zerquera just had a nergasm for nook color..." Here are the comment that followed.
Shelley: Were you alone and did you fake it?
Lili: I wasn't alone and even if I was, I wouldn't be faking it.
Shelley: Not this time, maybe. It's a nook, for goodness sake!
Lili: Don't tell nook I fake it, that's bad for SPH.
Shelley: I won't. Secret is safe. (nook knows)
Lili: (nook is in denial...)
Shelley: (Is nook a secret name for David?)
Lili: (In some ways, nook is code for all men)
Shelley: Rectangular, I know.
Lili: Exactly, and if you're lucky a 7 inch....touch screen.
Shelley: I'm just lucky, I guess.
Lili: Dear Santa, Please bring me a vibrating nook. Love, Lili
Sheley: OOOOO - we'd win "The Battle of the e-readers" for sure!!!!
Lili: Suck on that, kindle!!
Shelley: Yeah. If you don't vibrate in color, what good are you!?
Lili: I meant "sit on that, ipad..."
Shelley: ipad has a bigger touch screen. Uncomfortably. It doesn't count.
Lili: Steve Jobs was overcompensating for his little problem...
Lili: The ipod nano
July 2010
1 post
Is this entertaining?
I’ve always been under the (perhaps false) assumption that anything I post on the internet should be entertaining. I mean, I’ve got a reputation to maintain, right? But I’ve been slacking recently on my funny factor. I think my wit’s run out, friends and this terrifies me. Maybe it’s my age, maybe it’s the alcohol consumption, maybe it’s PMS, but...
December 2009
3 posts
Saturday at the bookstore...
Whoa…what a day. My feet are throbbing, my head is achy and I could really use a vodka tonic, but it’s alright since I’ve definitely got the hang of this book selling thing.
Today a man asked me to help him find a new romance series. In his words, the series “had to be like about vampires and romance and like those books where the girl meets a guy and he’s all dark and stuff and she doesn’t like...
An open letter to Bama Fans
I have the unfortunate luck of having been scheduled from 4 to close tonight, TONIGHT. As most of you [should] know, the SEC championship game is tonight. The game that decides whether or not the boys in Orange and Blue get the chance to bring home another Nat’l title this year. This very game can lead UF to regain its number one party school status. This game is important, my friends. But...
November 2009
9 posts
Listen
WatchBess Rogers is an incredibly talented musician! If you’re an Ingrid Michaelson fan, which let’s face it it’s difficult not to love her, then you’ll definitely like Bess. She usually backs up Ingrid on tour alongside Allie Moss (who is also great). I always like looking into sidemen, you never know what awesome tunes they’re producing when they aren’t backing up...
I'm not talking Madonna...
Main Entry: cher·ish
1 a : to hold dear : feel or show affection for <cherished her friends> b : to keep or cultivate with care and affection : nurture<cherishes his marriage> 2 : to entertain or harbor in the mind deeply and resolutely <still cherishes that memory>
Grandma Virginia had it right, there’s nothing quite like being cherished. Here’s my little...
The playlist of all playlists
I made a CD for a friend, when I went back and listened I realized I had made the soundtrack to my life. I’ll put this in the post script of my memoirs.
16 songs, 58.6 minutes, bliss
Skinny Love- Bon Iver
You Got Growing Up To Do- Joshua Radin feat. Patty Griffin
Barely Legal- The Strokes
More Adventurous- Rilo Kiley
I Feel It All- Feist
I Don’t Wanna Wait- Rosi Golan
Wake-...
June 2009
1 post
“So I’m staring to the silence and wearing just a smile
I’ll take...”
– http://www.myspace.com/allisonweiss
She’s incredible, check it out.
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May 2009
5 posts
Rain.
It’s been raining for days and when it hasn’t been, it’s been cloudy. I saw blue yesterday for the first time all week. I don’t know if I’ll ever enjoy thre sun again, I’ve grown accustomed to this dreary lifestyle.
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Elyse: did he drink the whole thing
Lili: yeah, and then he kept playing with the cup
tore up the cardboard thing
Elyse: i hate when people do that
Lili: me too
but i do it
to straw wrappers
Elyse: yeah and i hate when you do it
ha ha
April 2009
2 posts
March 2009
3 posts
Watchgretchenalice:
Trailer for 500 Days Of Summer
Dude, I just want this to be out now.
Wow, I think this is my new favorite movie and I haven’t seen it yet.
I am not a designer
Last night 3 of my friends and I held a stake out at a graphic design party. At mindnight our dear friend turned 21. So we sat in a car with tinted windows waiting for the perfect time to run out and start singing our way into the party. At 11:59 we got made out way in, yelling happy birthday, we got the crowd of designers to join us, there was a slice of cake, a candle, and the four of us skaing...
February 2009
23 posts
Nerdy, nerd, nerd
beatrixk21: yeah it was sold out
stupid stupid
thenlilisaid: that's lames
that "s" was an accident
i do that a lot and only sometimes mean it
beatrixk21: haha
didn't even notice
thenlilisaid: the other day i added an s somewhere and elyse said "are you doings that all the times now?"
beatrixk21: haha
that's how kyle and i talk to each other so i'm use to it
thenlilisaid: haha
i like adding it to verbs
so they sound like they're conjugated improperly
but that's because i'm a nerd
beatrixk21: lol
My friend's mom facebook IMed me
Let me preface this conversation by telling you that my current facebook status reads: “Lili is happy, all the times.”
Rose: Lilli did they not teach you how to conjugate verbs at UF? Lili: haha, oh they do. I just chose to conjugate that particular verb incorrectly Rose: ok!
My choosing to conjugate verbs as I please is now kid tested and mother approved. Eat up, friends.
Weird...
Ever have one of those really weird nights? Where you’re not quite sure how or why you ended up where you did, but the next day you think “that was wonderful.”
I had one of those.
My sister and I talk this way:
thenlilisaid: HEY
PrissyTomboyz: hey
PrissyTomboyz: whats up
PrissyTomboyz: sorry i was in my closet
thenlilisaid: you know how i know you're gay?
PrissyTomboyz: haha
Maybe we watch too many Steve Carell movies.
